♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪
♪ everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
♪ ohhhhhhh ♪
♪ well, it's plain to see you were meant for me, yeah ♪
♪ and I'm your boy, your 20th century toy ♪
Teigen: He's got two Grammies
and two fists to knock fools out.
Teigen: Our host... LL Cool J.
What a crowd tonight. Wow.
Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle."
It's been blowing up the Internet and late night,
and it's the only show on TV
where you're gonna see superstars
being super serious about being super silly.
All right?
Tonight, giving up the super-colorful commentary
is my color commentator, Chrissy Teigen.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Everywhere I go, go, go ♪
♪ all they do is stare, stare, stare ♪
Chrissy pushing boundaries all night long.
You don't want to miss a word she says.
Everybody say "go, Chrissy"!
All: Go, Chrissy!
Chrissy, are you excited about tonight's show?
Oh, I am so excited.
Ll, we have sports versus music tonight,
and... I got to say... we have a hall-of-famer
versus a pop superstar who also happens to be
my favorite underwear model these days.
- Do we have any guesses? - [Cheers and applause]
Interesting.
Okay, here's how it's gonna go... two stars, two rounds.
No one knows their opponent's songs.
Round 1's about pure lip sync.
Round 2, our contenders have carte blanche to tear it up...
dancers, crazy sets, and surprises, the whole nine.
And the crowd picks a winner, who takes the victory belt.
- [Cheers and applause] - You guys ready?
Let's get this battle going.
He's a hall-of-famer, a two-sport star,
and you can hear him talk football on any given Sunday.
It's "Prime time" Deion Sanders!
[Cheers and applause]
And his opponent... the multi-platinum-selling,
pop-R&B sensation...
Justin Bieber!
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, man.
Bieber, Deion... I love both of you guys.
Which one of you's from Canada?
I'm from Canada.
[Cheers]
In that case, Deion, you have a seat.
Justin, you come on up.
So, Jus, seems like there's quite a few Beliebers
in the house tonight.
[Cheers]
God, I'm so nervous.
[Laughs]
I'm shaking.
Oh, not the kiss blow.
Not the mwah!
Oh. I'm not voting, though, Justin.
Oh, yo. Yeah, I love it.
So, Jus, what song are you gonna do for us tonight?
A song that's really close to my heart.
I think I just want to keep it a surprise
and wait till I actually perform.
It's your time. All right, no problem.
Coming out swinging with a surprise song,
here is Justin Bieber.
[Cheers and applause]
[Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" playing]
♪ The smell of your skin lingers on me now ♪
♪ you're probably on your flight back to your home town ♪
♪ I need some shelter of my own protection, baby ♪
[Cheers]
♪ To be with myself and center ♪
♪ clarity, peace, serenity ♪
♪ I hope you know, I hope you know ♪
♪ that this has nothing to do with you ♪
♪ it's personal, myself and I ♪
♪ we've got some straightenin' out to do ♪
♪ and I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket ♪
♪ but I've got to get a move on with my life ♪
♪ it's time to be a big girl now ♪
♪ and big girls don't cry ♪
♪ oh, don't cry ♪
♪ don't cry, don't cry ♪
♪ the smell of your skin lingers on me now ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Oh. I just fully committed.
- Full commitment. - Full commitment.
When's the last time you had a good cry?
It's actually been a minute.
I think I forgot how to cry.
- Oh. - It's been a long time?
You want to know why? 'Cause big girls don't cry.
[Laughter]
Oh.
Deion, Deion, Deion.
Do you think it was, uh was it fergilicious?
He was really good.
Just good, though. Just good.
So you're saying after "good" comes... ?
Me.
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Get this old man out of here.
[Laughs]
Biebs, you take a seat over there in the old-folks' home.
All right, cool.
[Laughs]
Oh, Deion.
I'll handle that.
I got that. I got that.
Deion, what song did you choose?
"Play that funky music, white boy."
Teigen: Ohh!
Ouch.
Oh, I can't take it.
Here he is... young Deion Sanders.
[Cheers and applause]
♪ Hey, do it now ♪
♪ yeah, hey ♪
♪ yeah, there was a funky singer ♪
♪ playin' in a rock 'n' roll-band ♪
♪ and never had no problems, yeah ♪
[Laughs]
♪ Burnin' down the one-night stands ♪
♪ and everything around me, yeah ♪
♪ got to stop to feelin' so low ♪
♪ and I decided quickly, yes, I did ♪
♪ to disco down and check out the show ♪
♪ yeah, they was dancin' and singin' ♪
♪ and movin' to the groovin' ♪
♪ and just when it hit me ♪
♪ somebody turned around and shouted ♪
♪ play that funky music, white boy ♪
♪ play that funky music right ♪
♪ play that funky music, white boy ♪
♪ lay down that boogie ♪
♪ and play that funky music till you die ♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Whoo!
LL Cool J: Oh, boy.
You know, I'm sensing a little tension up here.
[Crowd "ooh" s]
This thing is feeling a little real up here.
So, Justin, be honest.
Are you nervous after that?
No!
[Laughter]
He's sweating.
I'm not sweating.
He's sweating.
All right, Bieber and Deion brought it,
but this ain't over yet.
Championship round is next,
and these two will do anything to win.
Keep it synced on "LSB."
♪ Play that funky music, white boy ♪
♪ I hope you know, I hope you know ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
Neon Deion versus the Biebs.
Round 2 is upon us.
Our stars have a team of specialists at their disposal
to craft the ultimate performance.
This round is for the win.
Let's see how Deion cranked it up for us, title shot.
Sanders: My biggest obstacle to win is the company I keep.
My daughter, she don't believe in me.
He has no chance.
I know y'all filming, but I'm sitting right here.
I can hear you.
Anyway, he... no.
You're going against Justin Bieber.
What does that mean?
I don't care if you look up to him.
Matter of fact, I met him earlier.
I looked down on him.
That's not just because I'm taller.
He just turned my number. 21.
Yeah, actually, my dad's younger than you.
I'm gonna burp this kid when I'm done.
Weight-lift these microphones.
I hope it does something.
Most people do sit-ups, push-ups.
I'm doing face-ups, 'cause it's lip-syncing.
He has no chance at all.
- Thanks, baby. - You're welcome.
Yeah. There goes your trust fund.
I got this. My nickname is "Prime time."
Google me if you got an hour to spare.
[Cheers and applause]
[Intro to Madonna's "Like a Virgin" plays]
♪ I made it through the wilderness ♪
♪ somehow I made it through ♪
♪ didn't know how lost I was until I found you ♪
♪ I was beat, incomplete ♪
♪ I'll be yours till the end of time ♪
♪ 'cause you made me feel ♪
♪ yeah, you made me feel ♪
♪ I've nothing to hide ♪
♪ like a virgin, hey ♪
♪ touched for the very first time ♪
♪ like a vir-ir-ir-ir-gin ♪
♪ with your heartbeat next to mine ♪
♪ like a virgin ♪
♪ ooh, ooh, like a virgin ♪
♪ feels so good inside ♪
[Cheers and applause]
Is that Madea?
[Laughter]
Is it appropriate for a lady to stand like this?
Okay, I'm sorry.
I don't see why not. It ain't like...
Yeah, yeah, right. Sure.
[Laughs] I got that...
Hey, what's happening?
Now, is this your first time lip-syncing?
Were you a lip-sync virgin before tonight?
Yeah, I've never been touched for the very first time.
- This was a... - [laughs]
This was the very first time.
Man: Whoo!
Deion, have a seat next to Jus in V.I.P.
[Cheers and applause]
Okay. You two don't hurt each other over there.
I can't hit a girl.
[Laughter]
Chrissy, was that what you expected from Deion Sanders?
Any man that can do this, and get up there
and stand on top of a fake wedding cake
and totally captivate us doing Madonna wins my heart.
Anyone with balls as big as yours has me.
[Cheers and applause]
Right there.
I just want to know what "Prime time" cannot do.
Tell me something you're not good at.
Algebra.
[Laughter]
Justin, what did you think of the performance?
I can't lie. It was great.
It wasn't even good, it was great.
Ohh!
I tried to hate, and I can't even hate.
It was just that good.
LL Cool J: He tried to hate, he couldn't hate.
Well, Deion brought out an all-out blitz to the stage.
When we come back, Justin will try
to make lip-sync Beliebers out of us!
"LSB" round 2 is on.
♪ Like a virgin, ooh ♪
♪ touched for the very first time ♪
♪ Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."
We're in the middle of a heated round 2
where our contenders are digging deep, getting creative,
and pulling out the right moves.
Deion high-stepped his way through the second performance.
It was crazy.
But now Bieber's got his shot to steal the show.
You don't want none of this.
Come on, baby. I'm sorry, though.
I got to focus.
When he was in a diaper and a onesie, I was doing it.
_
You suck, Deion.
You gonna get it today.
I can always tell a man when he's afraid,
when he's intimidated.
This is what I did for a living. One-on-one!
He's trying to throw me off.
It's on.
Nothing he can do to throw me off.
[Cheers and applause]
All aboard!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
[Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" playing]
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
[Guitar riff]
♪ Crazy ♪
♪ but that's how it goes ♪
♪ millions of people living as foes ♪
♪ maybe it's not too late ♪
♪ to learn how to love and forget how to hate ♪
♪ mental wounds still screaming, driving me insane ♪
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
♪ I know that things are going wrong for me ♪
Aah!
♪ You gotta listen to my words ♪
♪ yeah ♪
[Guitar riff]
[Audience clapping rhythmically]
[Cheers and applause]
[Women shrieking]
Justin, Justin.
Justin.
Just sticky.
This is actually strawberry sauce.
It's all over my face.
Don't spoil it, Justin.
No, it's real blood. It's real blood.
It's real blood.
I mean, you got your black leather on.
It's like, "who is that?"
I think I'm gonna keep the smoky look going
in my real life.
[Cheers]
Does it make my eyes pop, girl?
[Cheers]
Yo, you've done so much in your career,
and you're only 21 years old, all right?
Where would you rank "lip sync battle"?
Oh, this is number one, for sure.
[Cheers and applause]
Hey, this isn't about being the best lip-sync-battler.
It's about being the better rock star, and I am.
[Cheers and applause]
I got to tell you, fellas,
that's a hell of a prom picture right there.
[Laughter]
All right, so, look. Bieber and Sanders...
you know they clashed like lip-sync warriors,
and when we come back,
the audience crowns one champion.
It's go time on "Lip Sync Battle."
♪ I'm going off the rails on a crazy train ♪
♪ everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪
Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle,"
the most star-studded competition on TV.
[Cheers and applause]
Now it is time for the audience to decide which of these guys
takes home the 24-karat lip sync championship belt.
Ooh!
Chrissy, let's do this.
Let's do this.
Man: Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
Is the winner...
Deion Sanders?
[Cheers and applause]
Or is the winner Justin Bieber?
[Louder cheers and applause]
I'll take a tie!
I'll take the tie!
[Crowd chanting "Bieber!" and "Deion!"]
Wow. Wow!
[Chanting continues]
You know what? All right, all right.
I'm gonna do this one thing. Just point.
[Indistinct shouting]
Justin, go over there a little wide for me.
Deion, go over there. Point for me.
[Cheers]
[Crowd chanting "Bieber!" and "Deion"!]
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
and "Lip Sync Battle" champion is...
Deion Sanders!
[Cheers and applause]
I can't believe it. I can't believe it.
[Cheers and applause]
This is crazy.
It was really neck-and-neck.
I think it was a tie.
Justin?
I think I won.
[Laughter]
Well, look... wait, wait, wait.
I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
We tied. We tied.
I'll get it next week. You can have it this week.
[Laughs] I like that, I like that a lot.
Look, that's what it's all about...
sportsmanship here on "Lip Sync Battle" championship.
Okay, so, you guys both delivered.
Thanks for going all in.
Good night from me, LL Cool J, and Chrissy.
And remember... knock 'em out the box, L.
Knock 'em out, L.
[Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music" playing]
♪ Hey, do it now ♪
♪ yeah, hey ♪
♪ and there was dancin' and singin' ♪
♪ and movin' to the groovin' ♪
♪ and just when it hit me ♪
♪ somebody turned around and said ♪
♪ play that funky music, white boy ♪
Hey! Ho! Hey!
♪ Play that funky music, white boy ♪
♪ lay down the boogie ♪
♪ and play that funky music till you die ♪
♪ yeah, till you die ♪
♪ yeah ♪
♪ yeah, yeah ♪